WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Gavros 1:23 Sat Jun 13
Richard "ape hands" Keys
Be Careful What You Wish For...

West Ham finally have their man. Well, a man. Their 5th choice man, Slaven Bilic.

Why is it they always make such a hash of managerial appointments at Upton Park? Ms Brady once claimed my criticisms of the mess she made of sacking Avram Grant and finding a replacement were 'sexist'. No they weren't. They were honest and correct and I'd have said the same about any man who made such a hash of that incident.

Remember? Grant waving 'good-bye' after what he thought was his final game? West Ham believed they'd got Martin O'Neill lined up to replace him. They'd also spoken to Graeme Souness and Big Sam to see if either would be interested in the job. How do I know? They both asked for my thoughts. Both knew O'Neill was the preferred choice. The problem was that, having said 'yes', after getting advice from a top football official not to take the job, O'Neill changed his mind at the last minute. It left Ms Brady and West Ham looking very silly - and Grant returned to the dug out the following weekend! A mess I would say.

They're still at it. And what does it say about their belief in Bilic's ability to do the job that they've insisted he take a deal that pays him 'nothing' IF they go down this year. If they believe in him why are they even considering that as an option? Why?

He says he's aiming for the top four. I wish him well. He's a cunning operator, as Laurent Blanc will testify. Remember Bilic going down like a sack of spuds in that WC semi-final and costing Blanc a place in the final?

I do actually fear for West Ham. Big Sam did a fantastic job for them. He delivered on every front they asked and walked with pride. But if next season starts as this season finished they'll be in big trouble. And maybe they'll be right about insisting Bilic walk with nothing if they go down.



Cunt.

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Trevor B 6:01 Tue Aug 7
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I tend to avoid the political threads Moose as they seem to attract precisely the type of massive fist that I prefer to avoid.....present company excluded, of course.

Dr Moose 5:59 Tue Aug 7
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Trevor B 5:06 Tue Aug 7

Gavros is having his arse handed to him on the Brexit thread so he's spamming another to draw attention away from it.

Lily Hammer 5:14 Tue Aug 7
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If you're not going to lock this shit, at least smear it over Keys' hairy chest....and punch him in the throat for good measures.

monto 5:08 Tue Aug 7
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Lock this shit.

Trevor B 5:06 Tue Aug 7
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I think Gavvy has officially taken over the mantle of chief WHO attention whore from Brenty.

Buster 5:03 Tue Aug 7
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Fuck off Gavvy, go and save some Africans you Ian Botham wannabe cunt.

Northern Sold 5:03 Tue Aug 7
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4 month bump for that Gavvy???

4 fucking month bump for THAT?????

chim chim cha boo 4:57 Tue Aug 7
Re: Richard "ape hands" Keys
Keys is still alive and Barry Chuckle is dead. Further proof there's no God.

Far Cough 4:51 Tue Aug 7
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Couldn't wait to get his bum boy a reference on what a great job he did

The cunt

Gavros 4:42 Tue Aug 7
Re: Richard "ape hands" Keys
Be careful what you wish for....
on Thursday, 17 May 2018. Posted in Richard Keys Blog

And the clever owners at West Ham are at it again. I really feel for Hammers’ fans. They’ve been sold a pup with that stadium and the promises made about a ‘world class team’ to play in it have been made to look laughable. They’re nowhere near that. And nor will they be. We’ve discussed this before as well - whilst the penny pinching goes on and the transfer policy stays the same, it doesn’t matter who manages West Ham - the outcome will always be the same - failure.

Sir Alf 10:12 Thu Apr 13
Re: Richard "ape hands" Keys
Northern Sold 9:11 Wed Apr 12

ag!

Its what I do. Why use 1 word when 50 will do :-)

Northern Sold 1:19 Thu Apr 13
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He maybe short norm but his fucking posts on here are certainly are not....

normannomates 12:15 Thu Apr 13
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Ahh come on soldo
Bit harsh
Sir alf is short and rather sweet

Northern Sold 9:11 Wed Apr 12
Re: Richard "ape hands" Keys
6 monther?? That's a WHO death penalty surely?? Lock him in a room with Norwaytips and Sir Alf.... Slow painful death by boredom

Johnson 8:46 Wed Apr 12
Re: Richard "ape hands" Keys
Lock. Delete. Ban.

Gavros 8:35 Wed Apr 12
Re: Richard "ape hands" Keys
TWITTER STORM as Keys laid into by Carragher.

1964 10:57 Sat Oct 22
Re: Richard "ape hands" Keys
He knows who he is - read this!

1964 10:53 Sat Oct 22
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I have a prick mate who calls it the 'Taxpayers Stadium' who gives a fuck

chim chim cha boo 10:12 Sat Oct 22
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eswing hammer 9:55 Sat Oct 22

ha ha!

eswing hammer 9:55 Sat Oct 22
Re: Richard "ape hands" Keys
That's the shit you talk when you drink 5 litres of neat blackcurrant!

Takashi Miike 9:21 Sat Oct 22
Re: Richard "ape hands" Keys
I saw him a few years ago at the ITV studios, I was there for an audition for The Chase. he was at a casting for Planet Of The Apes 2

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